The World's Fastest ASMR (not clickdait)

This is the fastest ASMR Fast and aggressive video on the internet and I challenge you to find a fast asmr video that's more insane than this. Seriously fast and aggressive ASMR triggers for sleep, edited in a mind blurring style. You won't see straight from the tingles. This video is a edited and 1.5x sped up version of my last posted video so I hope you enjoy! Btw I altered the sounds pitch to normal pitch so it's EXQUISITLY TINGLY. Here's the slightly less cracked original version, which is really good imo: https://youtu.be/8b_XFtzPTcY If @BlissfulZenASMR and @tonytriggersasmr had a baby, this is that baby's video. Time stamps by @urlocal_hotdog1, THANK YOU they're amazing! 00:02 - Mini Red Cups 00:25 - Green Hat 00:40 - Squishy Pancakes 00:54 - Slugz 01:17 - Box with great acoustics 01:30 - Bamboo Brushes 01:55 - Action Figures 02:13 - BRAINNNN 02:25 - Big Yellow Sponge 02:45 - Hand Sounds 02:50 - Manta Sleep Pads 03:07 - Tissue Box 03:28 - Alli-Gator 03:53 - Cedar Plank 04:20 - Light Sabers 4:30 WOAAAOOAAOAOOAOWW 4:37 WOOWOAAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOAOOOOWWOWOWW 5:16 honey comb 5:31 brushes 5:40 looks like a playdough box thing 6:06 mini toilet paper rolls I’ll call them 6:30 cups 6:43 brush 7:00 cube 7:09 wood?? 7:27 not really a brush brush 7:38 taps 7:48 7:54 honeycomb again 8:07 YEET 8:14 WOWOAOAOAOAOWWW 8:26 WOAOOAOWOOAOAOAOOAOAOOAOOWWOWOOWOOW- 8:37 brush 8:47 another brush 8:57 🧽 9:08 ruler 9:11 caterpillars 9:23 wwowoaooaoaoaooaoaowowowoowoowoowooWOWOAOAOOAOAOAAOAOOWIIAOAIIAIAIIAIOoiooaooaoaoaowwwwoowwwww 9:37 globe 9:50 gloves 10:03 board 10:36 squishy pop it’s 10:46 balls? 10:48 WOAOAOOAOOAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAIOAIIAIAIIAIAAIIAIOOAOAOOOWOOWOAAOOAOWOAAWOWWWWWW 11:08 thingy 11:26 why does that look like the vacuum battery at my school- 11:44 empty toilet paper roll with a hint of squirrel 12:04 🦄 12:11 a square Oreo 12:37 R 13:01 spoon 13:10 attack the spoons 13:13 a case 13:40 brush 13:43 dog wakes up 13:50 a brush cover 14:00 yummy 14:06 end yall this took a while #asmr #asmrvideo #asmrsounds #fastasmr #handsounds