ASMR Yes Or No Questions to See If You're Dying

Welcome to your official ASMR symptom check. You’re here. You’re alive. (Probably.) But something feels… off, doesn’t it? Maybe it’s your chest. Maybe it’s your brain. Maybe it’s capitalism. Or maybe—just maybe—you’re dying. Before you spiral (or while you spiral), I’ll guide you through 88 rapid fire yes or no questions designed to help you figure out what’s really going on. These are the exact questions I ask myself whenever I feel a little too self-aware, mildly unwell, or metaphysically untethered. I’ll circle your answers. I’ll offer no real medical advice, but lots of emotional support in the form of weirdly specific questions. This isn’t just ASMR. It’s an oddly comforting, slightly chaotic existential quiz for anyone who’s ever Googled their symptoms and come out worse. Answer from the heart (or the gut, or the void) and let’s find out… if you’re dying. If you love my content and want to support the channel, you can buy me a coffee or become a member! Every little bit helps keep these videos coming 💖 *PATREON* https://www.patreon.com/floontzasmr *SUPPORT WITH COFFEE* https://buymeacoffee.com/floontz *SUPPORT BY BECOMING A MEMBER* - Access Floontz ASMR videos as soon as they're uploaded - Watch exclusive videos - Get sweet emojis and private commentary👇 https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCstlCJNXOcZmHGHDBya5qEw/join