Transmission from Secret Agent Yuri Puuki [ Intense Eating Sounds ]

You receive a transmission from Amerika's top secret agent Yuri Puuki. Background: I have a 100 degree Fahrenheit fever as I type this, the second fever since the Saturday prior to this video. I think my wife caught it, it mutated, and she gave it back to me. I called out sick from work, and as much a I tried to get back to bed, my brain said "Hol'up yo! You have ALL day now to make videos. Let's go!" despite the pleas from my body. So for the next 5 hours between laying wide awake in bed and pacing back and forth as to which video to do (I have 3 in mind), and even with a trip to the supermarket to pick up props for one of them, I decided to go with this last minute idea. I hope you enjoy. This channel and my brain will be the death of me yet. ;) -ER Channel related stuff: Consider becoming my Patron: http://www.patreon.com/ephemeralrift Audio from select videos available for download: iTunes: http://bit.ly/1xIHLNd CDBaby: http://bit.ly/1AUt3Jj Google Play: http://bit.ly/1vPUJgF Social Links: Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/ephemeralrift1 Twitter: https://twitter.com/EphemeralRift Instagram: http://instagram.com/e.rift What is ASMR? ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current (non-scientific) name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering and personal attention. My videos are not only meant to help induce ASMR or "tingles", but also help provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer while helping to relieve their anxiety relief, stress relief, insomnia relief, to help those suffering with PTSD or depression, to serve as a study aid and much more.