Deciding on Which Microphone to Start This Video With ASMR

In order to help you relax, tingle, and sleep, I first need to make the single most important decision of my life: choosing the correct microphone to start this video. 00:00:00 It's a Beautiful Day in the Neighborvoid 00:01:54 Guess We'll Start with the Intro 00:03:07 Which Mic Should We Start With? 00:07:25 Spinning in Circles 00:09:00 Decisions, Decisions.. 00:10:47 Airplane Might Help 00:11:10 Requesting the Aid of Her Majesty 00:15:07 Examining the Microphones (and You) 00:17:54 The Microphone Equation 00:22:17 Measurements for the Equation 00:26:57 Flipping a Nothing Coin (Best Out of 3) 00:33:06 An Inaudible Discussion 00:34:42 Pondering the Microphone Equation 00:36:12 We've Been Here Awhile Already 00:37:24 And We've Tried Almost Everything, Almost.. 00:38:22 For Real This Time 00:39:31 The Great Deception 00:40:54 Sneaking Up on the Mics 00:43:07 Deciphering the Eldritch Blocks 00:50:02 A Sacrifice is Required 00:58:25 Invoking the Cone of Magics 01:01:36 Connecting You to the Mics 01:03:07 Voiding You 01:04:04 Tasty Void 01:05:07 Secret of the Void 01:06:17 Praying for God's Help 01:08:30 Praying for the Devil's Help 01:11:08 Getting Late, Need to Decide 01:15:04 At Wit's End 01:16:50 Threatening the Mics 01:17:10 Pleading with the Mics 01:17:38 I've Failed My Mission 01:18:02 Not Giving Up That Easily 01:20:18 Help Me Out Here 01:22:17 Inaudible Secrets 01:24:28 Neither Left Nor Right 01:25:19 For Real For Real this time 01:26:18 That's It, I've Had It 01:26:38 One Final Attempt Website: https://ephemeralrift.com Thalmultaria: https://thalmultaria.net Channel Playlists: https://www.youtube.com/@EphemeralRift/playlists Instagram (Wildlife Photography) https://www.instagram.com/ephemeral.rift/ Instagram (Random) https://www.instagram.com/ephemeral.rift2/ Twitter https://twitter.com/ephemeralrift1 Flickr https://www.flickr.com/photos/ephemeralrift/ Spotify https://open.spotify.com/artist/6WJUD0ljiIwxmbEzpb4onm iTunes https://music.apple.com/us/artist/ephemeral-rift/602599265 Patreon https://www.patreon.com/ephemeralrift